;Pirate Insult by Hex, inspired by Zombie Woof - http://hex.palaceplanet.net adj1 GLOBAL adj2 GLOBAL noun GLOBAL {{ [ "artless" "bawdy" "beslubbering" "bootless" "churlish" "cockered" "clouted" "craven" "currish" "dankish" "dissembling" "droning" "errant" "awning" "fobbing" "froward" "frothy" "gleeking" "goatish" "gorbellied" "impertinent" "infectious" "jarring" "loggerheaded" "lumpish" "mammering" "mangled" "mewling" "paunchy" "pribbling" "puking" "puny" "qualling" "rank" "reeky" "roguish" "ruttish" "saucy" "spleeny" "spongy" "surly" "tottering" "unmuzzled" "vain" "venomed" "villainous" "warped" "wayward" "weedy" "yeasty" ] adj1 = [ "base-court" "bat-fowling" "beef-witted" "beetle-headed" "boil-brained" "clapper-clawed" "clay-brained" "common-kissing" "crook-pated" "dismal-dreaming" "dizzy-eyed" "doghearted" "dread-bolted" "earth-vexing" "elf-skinned" "fat-kidneyed" "fen-sucked" "flap-mouthed" "fly-bitten" "folly-fallen" "fool-born" "full-gorge" "guts-griping" "half-faced" "hasty-witted" "hedge-born" "hell-hated" "idle-headed" "ill-breeding" "ill-nurtured" "knotty-pated" "milk-livered" "motley-minded" "onion-eyed" "plume-plucked" "pottle-deep" "pox-marked" "reeling-ripe" "rough-hewn" "rude-growing" "rump-fe" "shard-borne" "sheep-biting" "spur-galled" "swag-bellied" "tardy-gaited" "tickle-brained" "toad-spotted" "urchin-snouted" "weather-bitten" ] adj2 = [ "apple-john" "baggage" "barnacle" "bladder" "boar-pig" "bugbear" "bum-bailey" "canker-blossom" "clack-dish" "clotpole" "coxcomb" "codpiece" "death-token" "dewberry" "flap-dragon" "flax-wench" "flirt-gill" "foot-licker" "fustilarian" "giglet" "gudgeon" "haggard" "harpy" "hedge-pig" "horn-beast" "hugger-mugger" "jolthead" "lewdster" "lout" "maggot-pie" "malt-worm" "mammet" "measle" "minnow" "miscreant" "moldwarp" "mumble-news" "nut-hook" "pigeon-egg" "pignut" "puttock" "pumpion" "ratsbane" "scut" "skainsmate" "strumpet" "varlet" "vassal" "whey-face" "wagtail" ] noun = "!@" WHOTARGET WHOPOS SWAP ITOA "," & SWAP ITOA & " " & WHOTARGET WHONAME UPPERCASE & "!! Thou art a " & & adj1 adj1 LENGTH RANDOM GET & " " & adj2 adj2 LENGTH RANDOM GET & " " & noun noun LENGTH RANDOM GET & "!" & ROOMMSG } { "Err: You must select a target" STATUSMSG } WHOTARGET IFELSE "" CHATSTR = } CHATSTR "pinsult" == IF